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March 27, 2007

An Alternate Iraqi Exit Strategy – via Iran

Well Go Through Iran

The Onion

Bush Announces Iraq Exit Strategy: ‘We’ll Go Through Iran’

WASHINGTON, DC-In a surprise change of strategy to the Congress’ Demands of a timed withdrawl from Iraq, President Bush unveiled a new strategy for exiting Iraq.

Found this report about a well hid public event yesterday, that somehow the MSM missed, but The Onion Found.

The President, speaking to a group of soldiers heading for Iraq as part of the surge had this to say,

“I’m pleased to announce that the Department of Defense and I have formulated a plan for a speedy withdrawal of U.S. troops from Iraq,” Bush announced Monday morning. “We’ll just go through Iran.”  Congressional Democrats, though pleased with this surprising support of their proposed troop pullout plan, said they would wait to see how their base, would respond to this proposal, before giving their own well thought out pandering. 

Pentagon spokesman, Gen. Casey had a few comments about the logistical concerns of this operation,

“The plan also includes a minor stopover for refueling and provisional replenishment in Syria,” Casey said. “But I don’t expect we’ll need more than 50,000 additional troops for that stretch of the Iraq pullout.”

The proposed route of the Exit Strategy.
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2 Comments »

  1. Hehe, I remember that one. It was one of the Onion’s better pieces.

    Comment by hydralisk — March 28, 2007 @ 12:34 am | Reply

  2. I liked the one that advocated using Nukes. Not reasonable, but funny.

    Comment by avoiceofreason — March 28, 2007 @ 4:03 am | Reply


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